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tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

(Source: tempooooooooes, via jack-baralkat)

Reblog if you can speak, read, or at least kinda communicate in more than one language.

(via ugh-povzdech)

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

(Source: louistomlinslon, via ugh-povzdech)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

doctorwho:

Donna.

Doctor Who Series 4: The Unicorn and The Wasp

(Source: mad-impossible-doctor)

joshniqqa:

SOME DUDE JUST CALLED FROM THOSE CHARITY THINGS AND SAID IS YOUR HUSBAND HOME? IM A 15 YEAR OLD BOY

riddlemetom:

Apparently in the wizarding world dying is not the worst thing you can do

(via damn-funny)

fudgersandlovers:

peppy-mocha:

nigforaday:

I think it’s universally well known that the saddest part of everyone’s childhood was when Chuckie Finster didn’t have a mom to dance with 

EXCUSE YOU
WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

EVER

(Source: mancverboard, via inlovewithavulcan)

uke-n-puke:

never think about what kissing actually is while you are doing it because that shit is fucking weird man

(via vessels-s)